The A-Team are appealing for any sightings, or to anyone who witnessed a horrific attack at the exit to Great Wood, Borrowdale ,Keswick.
Whilst the team were undertaking some heroic removal of some pesky roadside tree regeneration, Steve the apprentice forester, in his own words was brutally maimed by an 8 foot wood wasp called Peter.
Steve was dutifly manning one of the ‘stop go boards’ and keeping the traffic of Keswick safe when he was approached by ‘Peter’. Upon asking Peter to stop (as traffic was being allowed thru from the opposite direction) Steve was attacked and was then seen running around his traffic cone screaming obsenities, Peter then flew away unhurt. Please could anyone with information contact us, as none of us saw this 8 foot wood wasp, and hopefully we will be able to bring him to justice.